comfy 2021-10-03 19:43
ok the boobs are 10/10
Foon → Ludum Dare Explorer → LD49 → SEXY BOOBY 95
| Category | Rank | Score | Count | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall | 25 | 4.12 | 271 | |
| Fun | 24 | 4.14 | 271 | |
| Innovation | 93 | 3.87 | 271 | |
| Theme | 138 | 3.94 | 271 | |
| Graphics | 72 | 4.01 | 271 | |
| Audio | 39 | 3.95 | 267 | |
| Humor | 2 | 4.64 | 269 | |
| Mood | 23 | 4.09 | 263 |
ok the boobs are 10/10
Top tier. Absolutely a joy to experience. And what a JAM of a credits song.
Entertaining!
Fantastic
I can't help to laugh a lot! HAHAHA!
Haha:D what a game. Got some flashbacks to my first PC:D
very nice booby, worth the effort
love the 95 nostalgia
VERY EPIC 😂
really fun. great work!
brilliant; can't think of any ways to improve it.
I had a feeling that's what the end result would be. I am curious what would happen if I went to the URL on my computer though.
A bit of sound would have been nice, even if it were just in the minigame.
I like the interpretation of the theme.
EDIT: sound issue was on my end, bluetooth headphones got muted.
@shaolin-dave Hmm, there should be sound for most things, except for just clicking. If you're missing sound in the web version try the windows version.
@silkworm-sweatshop Can't try Windows version, I'm on Mac. I see you have source code though, maybe I can build a Mac version and play that. I'll send you the app when I do.
@shaolin-dave Which browser are you using? Might be as simple as trying with a different one.
A hilarious take on the theme
Very interesting and fun game. 10\10
hahahaa this is amazing, the graphics work really well, I love the wobbly style. Simple and elegant, 10/10 booby
Where can I get the licensed version of the porthole explorer?
That was wonderful. You may call it an abomination but I call it a work of art.
@p-r buy one at https://www.macrohard.com/portholeexplorer (might be defunct, I dunno) or just find a cracked version (I'm not telling you where, that's illegal)
@diego-escalante two sides of the same coin
That was such a great experience! Great humour, I love everything about it. Very original, nice job!
I loved this! Made me smile real good :D
Got a hi-score of 400 on surfree btw.. Also got to browse some sweet booby, wish i had the licensed version of pohole explorer tho! Why this game is trying to incentivize me from petting sad kittens i dont know, but i will pet sad kittens no matter the consequences, now, and forever!
Had a laugh with this one, thanks haha, "solid"(it was pretty unstable huehue) entry! Only "negative" thing i noticed was when i got fleas, the crossout buttons passed through the overlaying popups, was playing the HTML version.
@kekkodude > Only “negative” thing i noticed was when i got fleas, the crossout buttons passed through the overlaying popups, was playing the HTML version.
With a theme like this, this is almost a positive =P.
@silkworm-sweatshop Haha touché! It's not a bug, It's a feature haha. every game this LD
Very nice balance ... not to easy not to hard .... a small graphic glitch occured if the surf game was behind a other window (water effect over the other window)
"Macrohard Portholes" I've seen all I need to 5/5 humor.
Absolute masterpiece of an experience. The only thing that could have made this better was more minigames like the cable minigame. Either way, I loved it.
I have no criticism at all. Even the end surpassed my expectations.
Very funny entry! Very well done! Graphics look good and derpy, everything moves! Very nice! The audio is top notch, fits very well. Would be nice to see more puzzle/activities, but what you were able to do within the compo time is amazing, good job!
Great job!
Haha, loved this! You set the mood up perfectly, the errors were funny, even a game within a game! Great aesthetics too.
A total and complete masterpiece BRAVO, standing ovation!
Short but sweet experience, this was hilarious to play through lol. Not an abomination at all!
Only real OG's get it. Nice work! 4d5.jpg
Called it. The moment I saw the title, I 100% called the ending. Did it ruin the experience? No. In fact, it made it all the more enjoyable, thinking of a clueless adolescent trying to find something -ahem- stimulating.
Would love to see this expanded as a multi-ending game, a bit like The Stanley Parable, where the desktop or icons and such would reference the last ending the player saw.
Awesome experience! Great job on this one
Amazing humour and nostalgia. 5/5 easily my favourite entry <3
10/10 saw sexxie bobbie ;) ;)
Hello Ludum Dare. I would like to report this game for being too sexy.
Please reduce the sexiness by 40%
What a brilliant game, brings me back to the days of sneaking around to see some naughty birds. Love it!
My favourite game so far! The random crashes and other classic Windows shenanigans made me laugh out loud. And it's quite an original concept too and fits well with the theme. Great job!!!
I just love playing these whacky games on LD! Amazing stuff my friend. There isn't much to say really, it is fun and I really enjoyed it. The graphics are humorously bad (in a good way!), and the sound effects are on spot. Good job :)
Such a lewd picture at the end, had to look around to see if mom is watching)
Really funny game :D Well i just need to click the kitty all the time lol.
Really funny game. Got what I came for.
SurFree.exe was an excellent game. pure win 95 era time killer perfection. Also, I loved clicking on the booby to love the picture and have hearts flood the screen :)
Ah yes, I totally expected to get eaten by a water-walking yeti! Funny game!
Windows 95 accurate
Very cool)
It may be "an abomination", but it's the best abomination I've played this LD.
Well done, I love the art style, you could have added the annoying dial in sound when modem connects :D
Haha made me laugh. Very silly and fun experience! The audio was great too. The boob success track was a banger. 10/10 boobs, had a great time. GOOD JOB 👏
A weird and funny little game. Well done.
First thing I did was shut down the computer. Not sure what I was expecting would happen - but the computer was shut down.
hahahhaha this was brilliant... actually my first LD game to complete :smile:
:purple_heart: :dart: :frog:
Hahaha, what a cool game. And those boobies ... :heart_eyes:
Also, a great take on the theme.
Also also, I like the included minigame. It's so responsive.
Laughed so hard! This is perfectly executed mate! The graphics are fun and quircy, and the small details make this game just so much more fun. The cryptic errors, the way how you transition to the cable box, etc.
Wonderfully abrupt!
Hilarious game!
amazing experience hahaha love the hand drawn graphics and the humor!
Hah, excellent! Love the idea and humor. But man, you really opened some trauma scars with this the minigame haha.
Super fun experience and the graphics and sounds were really nice!
I really fun innovating game. I really enjoy it please make it longer :thumbsup:.
Great entry! Hahaha!
Very nice game and an absolute banger of a credits song
Ah, dial-up and virus-inducing incriminating internet searches. Definitely does feel like the '90s.
Excellent music and humor. Great work, especially for hitting the compo deadline. I would definitely watch that booby shake again.
I really liked the graphics of this
Damn yeti I want to play that surf game !
Great game, really made me laugh when the wallpaper was changed after rebooting. Reminds me of why I don't use Windows anymore jejej
This was so good, I laughed really hard, and the ending score was great! Good 90s vibes! edit: omg this is the most funny game from the entire jam so far! I'm still laughing when I remember it!
Yep. 10/10.
EXCELLENT, graphics, sound, humor, it's perfect :ok_hand:
great game
hahaha nice booby
О боже мой. Вот это я и искал. В самых потаенных углах интернета - то, чего не покажут по телевизору. Я иду к тебе, моя мечта!
Спасибо!
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lovin' it! I was surprised by the longevity of the game and I adore the artstyle o:
But, could you please make the Porthole OS loading screen take a little longer to load?? It feels unrealistically fast to me...
Wow, this Surfree music really slaps! Really excellent!
LOL, NOT THE YETI, AAAAAAAAAAARGRRHHHHHHHH!!
Wow, what a great booby.
This, my friend, is a masterpiece!
Windows 95 _was_ unstable! Great use of the theme!
Came for the booby. Was not disappointed. A++++
heh, finaly an entry that made me laugh :D
I was 13 too and I can confirm this is a 100% accurate depiction of the situation.
such a charming game
Funny entry that reminds me of flashgames of the old!
Such a good laugh and a great experience. 10/10 would win95 again
That was one sexy booby.
Very funny and packed with small details, like an entire game within the game!
Favourite entry so far! Really brilliant job, love the concept and executed really well with great humour. Nice detail with the animations and audio as well, can't fault it :)
> mfw no sexy booby
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Love this entry. A lot of creativity and humor went in to this great job!
Quite fun but a bit short!
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This game is the best. Please make a SEXY BOOTY version.
Ah, this brings back memories. The complicated process of balancing not getting caught and maneuvering countless janky interfaces will always be one of those things I look back on fondly. Thank you for this great and stylish entry. I think you really knocked it out of the park design and art-wise. It really did feel like the olden days where I was but a wee lad on the search of some Internet booba. I also think if you added a few more random blue-screens you would arrive at a marketable Windows build. Great work, as always!
Incredible game, one of my favorite so far. I love how bootleg everything is, I fucking love the "homework" folder, it's all so fucking spot on, the virus, everything. Outstanding work. What a gem, so short, so sweet, you nailed everything. What a sexy booby.
WOW! Sooo amazing! I love the graphics and creativity used for this. Super unique and I LOVE IT! I would love to see a dev log about it!
this was such a fun little game!! a great idea for the jam and a great execution, good work!
Nice little time capsule. Goal was clear and you had to pursue it in a novel way, it was a fun game overall.
Amazing game! I love the retro look and the booby was sexy too lmao
very fun little game! loved it
So random, so polished, good job! hahah
Wow, cool! Although I haven't used Win95 before, the interface has a retro feel to it and is great
Give this game cuteness award already.
Awooga. This was so funny, had to get to the sexy booby, was not dissapointed. Whens the full surf game coming tho? hahaha
haha this is hilarious! good job!
it has totally won me over, great and fun
LOL. I really felt there in the 90s tinkering with windows 3.1. That was more or less it!
Everything is unstable! Young people today should value us older people for having gone through these problems.
PS: I had several homework folders.
Congratulations!
Really great game, I got a bit stuck for a bit thinking I had to beat Surfree :) Ended up getting a high score of over 4000. Finally got to see some boobies though which was nice.
Nice game! Congrats for the concept. Cute art. I wish my Windows 95 machine back then was this fast!
Nice game but where is the....you konw:)
Hilarious game! Love that you even have a fully functioning minigame on this computer, there was no real reason to really but the fact that there is just makes it feel much more authentic. Also captures the frustration of a slow computer really well!
saw the boobas
The absolute banger in the end going straight to my ringtone
Came for the booby, got something better
A very interesting game with good mechanics !! I liked it !
Mr. Silky Worm, is that an autobiographical game? It seems very inspired by real events, down to the secret folder (which of course should have at least one other folder in it, and a deception folder and maybe even a deception file, like a store front for the mob). The visuals were very charming and the win95 sound pure bliss. Music was also top notch, even with the surfer game. Enjoyed that a lot, see you in LD50 :D
PS: killed it with the title, it caught my attention even before release. I'm a simple man!
@rongo-matane > is that an autobiographical game?
No comment
When I was like 10, I had a folder with 9 folders inside it numbered 1 to 9. Each of those folders had 9 folders inside it, and each of those folders—you guessed it, 9 folders. I was going to write a cool book or journal or something and hide it in one of those folders like a combination lock. I started making them, unaware that that would be almost a thousand folders, but I almost immediately got confused and couldn't tell which folders were which. Then I got bored and played Pokemon.
This game makes me feel like that.
@subcreation
>When I was like 10, I had a folder with 9 folders inside it numbered 1 to 9. Each of those folders had 9 folders inside it, and each of those folders—you guessed it, 9 folders. I was going to write a cool book or journal or something and hide it in one of those folders like a combination lock. I started making them, unaware that that would be almost a thousand folders, but I almost immediately got confused and couldn’t tell which folders were which. Then I got bored and played Pokemon.
>This game makes me feel like that.
10/10 comment, thank you for sharing
Funny and cute game, loved it!!
Very funny game, but the yeti can be damned.
idk i think you ripped off undertale a bit too much
lmao
This feels like a flash game I would have adored as a kid. The sad kitty background was perfect, and I really enjoyed the line boil on everything.
This was fantastic! Gives me old browser-based point-and-click-adventure vibes and I was loving it. I enjoyed playing SurFree and had a big laugh at the ending of it.
Short, sweet, and humorous. Excellent interpretation of the theme. I loved that WarioWare moment when you go to plug in the cable. Amazing abomination!
Edit: went back and played SurFree, loved the music, hate the Yeti
Funniest entry I've seen so far! The visuals and SFX were both great, fitted the game perfectly. I loved how the loading screen was the same as the initial load into the game. Made it feel each computer reboot was the entire game rebooting.
Awesome game, really funny and cool.
Very good game x) Nice work !
The game is charming, and has amazingly made graphics and sound effects to suit.
The animation of the boobies was especially great! :D
Funny short game. I liked it. Small and simple graphics and interesting idea, nice sound. The ending is just amazing.
Wario Ware meets… something! Really good sound and visual design, fun to figure out if a bit easy 😅 Of course there was the game within a game too, enjoyed both kinds of surfing. Short but sweet!
That was certainly a very sexy boobie! One of the most fun games we've played, bravo!
ah the good ol' days. Top marks for humour
And yet no booby... Funny game, love it! Will you continue developing it?
Why is the sound so good in this!?!? I been jammin to the ending song for 20 minutes
What a fun entry. I had a PC like that back in the day and yes... I like how it was a progression and you had to do things to finish the game.
Great execution, and such consistency to the tone and feel you're going for. Also love the wiggly Baba-Is-You-esque art style!
Amazing. Found the booba. Reminded me of growing up in the 90s.
Yeti must die.... yeti must die.... yeti must die.... I thought I was doing *so good*, and then that STUPID FLOATING YETI got me with the most beautifully unexpected jumpscare ever.
The annoyingness of this game is beyond what anyone could ever have expected. This is absolute perfection as far as abominations go, and remember to ***always pet the kitty***.
Seriously, did you think I wouldn't make a beeline for the BSoD button? The instant it loaded up I went for the start menu and saw a BSoD program, if someone tells me there's a BSoD program in a game I *have* to hit it. 😅
Oh, troubleshooting felt so real, I almost forgot it was just a game. Very nice!
What a charming little game, it sets the atmosphere perfectly, the sound fits the visual style, I've encountered no glitches or bugs. The ending made me chuckle, it's just so funny. :laughing: A perfect compo game, must I say. Great job!
Here's playthrough if you're interested: https://youtu.be/MpQK66Qnkb0
This is awesome, the fact that you added a minigame in your game is priceless. So many good jokes, I love it. / on Humor for me !
The sound effects and music are on point! Well done! :smile:
This rocks. Took me back to the old quirky flash games I just to play as a kid. Really unique and funny concept, and the graphics are spot on.
That was hilarious. I was especially surprised by Surfree XD Great job on the game!
Nice boobies. :smile: Good hook :cat:
this was a lot of fun! i love the win95 nostalgia, and the handdrawn/pixel look.
i'm not exactly sure how i got the big boobie win though. i debugged the fleas, then got stuck on loading forever, played some surf. tried to click back, of course can't go back in the trial version. restarted computer on a whim, and then it worked?! i mean, if that's what you're going for then great job, very true to life.
I saw the final joke coming and still laughed anyway. Super funny game - loved the nostalgic throwback!
Don't really have any complaints. Rather nice and funny adventure game lol. I'll probably play SurFree more though lol. Loved how pretty much every program shown on the computer came together in some way. Sound effects were also cool and the game as a whole great. Awesome entry
Excellent entry. I laughed, I cried, I wept deeply when the booby was just a bird. Not sure what else to say. Great luck in the jam.
A fun one! Had me laughing over the few gags you put in there ;) Not much else to say - I think you nailed it :D
Really liked the music and humor.
SurFree > SkiFree.
Super nice, funny and all, love it
LOVED! IT!
I loved the humour and end music! I left it playing in another tab while I wrote this comment :) One thing I really appreciated is the little sparkly effect when clicking with the custom mouse cursor. Entirely unnecessary, but I really liked the effort.
haha win95
Ahh nostalgia... love the little bits and callbacks in there. Nicely done. :)
Saw the booby! Very well made entry with great humor. Not overly complicated, so I finished it fairly quickly. It definitely brought back some memories. Which I cannot talk about here, I am afraid. Oh and I loved the sounds. Really well made entry, no wonder you got so many ratings, you definitely deserve them!
Best OS ever. Congrats on this game. It was fun and lovely, full of Nostalgia. Loved it!
Wasn't expecting that dose of nostalgia haha! I had a blast playing this, such a cute game that's really well executed. Superbly done!! :D
Very interesting game, it would be better if the game time could be a little longer
Sometimes I wonder what kind of game deserves a 5/5 in humor and now I know!
The sad thing is, the OS in this game is more stable than my own
Haha omg great work! Love the take on the theme and the retro vibes. Really accurate from what I remember.
Amazing job! Really good idea and well executed :thumbsup:
Maybe it's because I'm immature but I found this hilarious :) Great job, I loved it!
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Nice short experience! And I love the clickbait! Surfree might as well be its own entry, very addictive
The good old homework-folder :D
Amazing work, good job! Loved the aesthetic, the wobble, the humor, even the playable game.
Epic game! I found the boobys! lol and lots of cat viruses.
Nice game, like the gameplay.
Lold at the 'plug in ethernet cable' animation, fun little game!
Very nice experience, nice and short. It wasn't directly obvious what to do but also not extremely difficult. Graphics fit perfectly to the style of the game. Well done.
Hacked the planet and all I got was these lousy fleas. Great work!
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oh how many memories of my childhood! jajaja! very funny and with an excellent sense of humor xD good job!
Amazing you should be in top 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the sexy booby url did not work in my more recent browser, disappointed