Condom Please by badpaul34 2018-12-21T23:44:17Z
Nice game, turns out having more kids makes you more rich. By the way, I can go through walls on the dinner room.
Foon → Ludum Dare Explorer → Users → hugonun
| Year | LD | Theme | Game | Division | Rank | Ov | Fu | In | Th | Gr | Au | Hu | Mo | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2019 | 44 | Your life is currency | 👥 | Lifelust | jam | 112 | 3.93 | 3.75 | 2.93 | 3.90 | 4.41 | 4.12 | 3.15 | 4.01 |
| 2018 | 43 | Sacrifices must be made | The King's Battle | jam | 837 | 3.02 | 2.98 | 3.08 | 3.60 | 2.86 | 1.80 | 1.90 | 2.58 |
Nice game, turns out having more kids makes you more rich. By the way, I can go through walls on the dinner room.
Nice game with great graphics and a "kinda scary" story, reminded me of Pony Island but turns out you are the creator of that game. Great job!
Great job with this strategy game, enjoyed playing it.
Fun game to play with friends, had to play with NPCs but I will definitely play with friends together someday.
Nice game, enjoyed playing it.
Some enemies were stuck outside the map and I had to randomly shot the walls and guess where they are. I noticed that it is your listed #2 bug, hopefully knowing that they are still on the map but not moving helps you fix the bug.
Great game, I wish I could destroy the enemies' bases.
By the way, I noticed this game hasn't many ratings yet, make sure that you review other games in order to receive reviews back, that's how Ludum Dare's balance works.
Interesting topic for this game, wasn't expecting it. Love the realistic sounds and the decision making.
It's a fun game with art that also fits the game. The cars were hard to control but with Jesus on our side, what could go wrong? :)
Lovely game, love the graphics.
Unfortunately I can't play properly because the text keeps disappearing. I will leave this game unrated, let me know when it's fixed.
@raisethedead Thank you for letting me know, going to test it out.
What a shame, I am still experiencing the text disappearing :(
@raisethedead I am using Firefox 63.0.3 on Windows.
@raisethedead Yes, it if I remember right, it happened on the dialogue when the stranger asks us for our name. Don't remember if it only disappeared on that specific dialogue.
@raisethedead No problem, great job in finding the bug! :)
On the fight with the little girl, I picked leg and text disappeared again @makorj @raisethedead
Great game with unique mechanic, I wish the towers started shooting once placed.
Love the art style. It is a little hard to control the ship to shot on top left/right and bottom left/right, and by doing that, it doesn't detect the meteoroid's hitbox properly.
Fun multiplayer game for Ludum Dare, unfortunately I have some lag/delay. Nice mechanic sacrifice feature, that makes the game more competitive! I have been using the name field to chat with others, do add a better chat method on post ludum dare version :smile:
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do to pass level 2, but I think that forging 2crystals at the same time is supposed to make me stronger, but only shows as if I only used 1.
Nice game with great graphics, but I don't understand how to get the humans sacrifice themselves and if devouring does anything.
Great game, but definitely a little hard. It would be great if the vision field wouldn't drop that quick and that it would be centered on the player instead of the feet. I also would like to see how much HP I have left and the enemy.
Theme-wise, it fits perfectly!
Great clicker game, I wish there would be endless waves so that I can play the whole day :smile:
Overall a nice game that shows unique mechanics. Some jumps were hard to do, but I still managed to progress and have fun.
Overall it's a nice game, but the text stopped to matter, and progress-wise it didn't seem to matter. There was another game like this where we had to read the text to see if that person can give us supplies that we need, this game should include something like that.
I recommend you to include what you mentioned in the help menu (key controls) to the ludum dare and itch.io description page.
I was confused at the start, but then I got told that it is a typing game. Great game overall, the WebGL version couldn't handle my speed but the .exe version was much better and playable!
Entertaining game, nice retro style.
I got stuck on a level when I killed all enemies, not sure if that was the end of the game but I would recommend to add an end screen if that's the case.
Nice deck game, it seems to be well balanced. Like the sacrifice part and that we have to be careful to not have too many prisoners eating our food.
It's a nice clicker game, but progressing seems to be too easy. Like the pixel art.
Nice little game, would be nice if something would happen when the gods are angry and it's game over.
Great game, reminds me of the old escape room games but with a more unique mechanism.
The fact that the abortion boy loves Fortnite made the whole game funnier and better!
Great graphics and animation, sounds are also good. I enjoyed playing this.
This sidefinitely a funny game :smile:
Nice easter egg, it feels like playing a completely different game!
Why has someone rated this game when it can't even be played?
I like the pixel art and the smooth animations, I was kinda expecting that boss battle after all these sacrifices :smile:
Nice puzzle game, love the narrator part!
Entertaining game, love the legs animation :laughing:
Aww poor kittens, nice game!
@racyrebel Thanks! I hope no one misses the sacrifice part, it's the unique mechanic I had in mind when making the game :slight_smile:
@theog @kegnarok @cindys-arcade Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@kegnarok Yes, that enemy is the one teleporting you. Since it has a lot of HP, you should secure the level first by killing all the enemies first :smile:
@subtlydramatic Thanks! I will start working on a post jam version this week-end and release it in 1-2weeks on itch.io, feel free to check it out when it's done :slight_smile:
@minelsaygisever Thanks :smiley:
Thanks @matthew-hrehirchuk , a hit animation was planned but I didn't make it in time. I will add it to the post jam version.
@itsjustjord @fishbrain @orlandobatista Thank you!
@orlandobatista Hit animation was planned, but not implemented in time. You can expect it on the post jam version, which will be released in 1-2weeks. Thanks for the feedback and for sharing the game experience you had!
Thank you for leaving a comment @whismirk @justcamh @ianlux @jcsirron @azayiah @vimlark @madjackmcmad @koltonix
@bastilo On that blue pop-up, you see that the reason for blocking is because it's a new software made by an unknown publisher. It's a common thing with Ludum Dare games, and your game has the same issue.
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Something you should always do here is running in a sandboxed environment, what I use is [Sandboxie](https://www.sandboxie.com/).
I'm well aware that some AV detect it as a virus, though I can guarantee you that there isn't. Here are some articles about this [1](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/43777106/program-made-with-pyinstaller-now-seen-as-a-trojan-horse-by-avg), [2](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/36876676/pyinstaller-creates-trojan-virus-when-converting-files), [3](https://github.com/pyinstaller/pyinstaller/issues/2988), [4](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/48464693/py2exe-detected-as-virus-alternatives).
Since I used Python and turned it into an exe file, my only option is to contact every single AV provider to whitelist my game. You can read [here](https://www.techsupportalert.com/content/what-false-positive-antivirus-detection.htm) about false positive.
Unfortunately there is no bullet proof way of knowing if it's a false positive or a false negative, therefore I recommend you to run in a [sandboxed environment](https://www.howtogeek.com/169139/sandboxes-explained-how-theyre-already-protecting-you-and-how-to-sandbox-any-program/).
However, thanks for reporting me about Windows Defender also listing it as a trojan, I have seen Twitch streamers play it and there was no pop-up saying it's a trojan. I will write Microsoft a mail to analyze my game and let you know once it's whitelisted.
@bastilo I can't reproduce it on my side and require some information, could you help me out? I need the detection name([can be found here](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security/threat-protection/windows-defender-antivirus/windows-defender-security-center-antivirus#detection-history)) and the definition version([can be found here](https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?linkid=849601#definition-version)).
Thank you for your time!
EDIT: I submitted without the information and got the following response from Microsoft: [img](https://static.jam.vg/raw/f2f/d1/z/1f840.png)
@prodigalson You left the game too soon, you need to die 5times.
@prodigalson It's not written anywhere, once you die 5times (takes ~30seconds), something new pops up and you can use a special ability to progress on that level.
Let me know what you think about it :)
@coda-highland Most likely not, since I don't own a Mac. Have you tried downloading the Windows version and running it using [Wine](https://wiki.winehq.org/Download)?
@coda-highland Turns out that the newest OSX version doesn't work with PyGame anymore, not even with the Python files. https://github.com/pygame/pygame/issues/555
Hello, it looks like you have a Mono (C#) game, is there a reason why you didn't port it to Linux or Windows? If you need a Windows ISO for your VM, you can get it from the official Microsoft website: https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/tools/vms/
Love the SFX!
Very nice game, would be great to see other players around!
Has some bugs, but overall a good game. Love the background music and sound effects.
I didn't like the key controls (A S to change characters instead of A D or Q E).
Hey, is there a reason why you didn't port it to Windows and Linux? I can give you some instructions to compile it to Windows:
1) Download a virtualization software (VirtualBox)
2) Get a Windows ISO from the [official Microsoft website](https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/tools/vms/)
3) Download [Swift for Windows](https://swiftforwindows.github.io/)
4) Follow the instructions and compile the code!
The Linux version of Swift can be found on the [Swift webpage](https://swift.org/download/).
Great game, enjoyed it and played 3 rounds. Lose the background music.
Here are some bugs I found:
- On the sacrifice menu, you can actually sacrifice all stats at once.
- When I am near a destroyed tower, the other towers that aren't on my range yet are shooting.
Nice game, love how I have to produce items quick to fight the eye.
There is that one bug with the miners, they sometimes don't mine. I hope this can get fixed.
Love this strategic puzzle game and this squishy sound. Seems well polished.
It has been a long time since I enjoyed playing a clicker game. Great job!
Love the art style, played it when no one was home to make sure they don't think I'm weird, but I'm sure some outside have heard me :P
Great game, had fun playing it. Mateusboga already pointed out most of the things, but other than that, what I can suggest is to make the game harder. I ended the game with +40HP left.
Let us know when you will make a postjam version, I would be happy to play it :)
Great first ludum dare entry. The text was a bit too fast, but I managed to read it all. Maybe do the "Click SPACE to continue" to let us read the text for the next version.
It has a deep message. I agree with the last part of the game :)
Nice little game, would be great if we had stronger enemies.
Nice, this looks like a completed game!
@mr-field Thanks for your feedback! It is part of the design to punish you for missing the enemy. Make sure you upgrade your speed+attack and not use most of your souls on the merchant :)
@caranha A Linux build has been added!
@jeroenpx A false positive report has been sent to Symantec, it should get eventually fixed.
Great visual game, it looks like you wanted to do more, but the time wasn't enough.
Great game, I was progressing and found the memory card, but unfortunately I hit the "R" button by accident and the game restarted.
You should add the game instructions to the itch page :-)
What are they doing to the tree D:
Managed to get to room 15, I was very unlucky with all the blood fountains.
Something I don't like is the time I have to wait for the Game Over screen to disappear. It's like telling me that I'm bad at typing games and wants me to feel bad about it as long as possible :(
Hard platformer, love it. I didn't manage to beat level 2, we have to strategically attack and run :)
It's a good concept with nice art, here is what I dislike:
- The movement, it's something that I often see on Unity games that I really dislike, especially on this sort of game. The character is human, not an attack helicopter.
- The AI of the slimes are bad, the boss has no AI at all, just an auto attack once we hit him.
- This game ends too quick, and the boss battle wasn't exciting.
- You had a chat mechanic, but it wasn't used much.
- There are some bugs, when I build bridges and then attack slimes, I "fall" again, as if I'm making another bridge.
- It's too easy, even without upgrades.
If you keep working on it, I'm sure it can become a great game! I would love to see a story on both worlds.
Nice gambling game, just like gambling, it's hard to win and the odds aren't fair ;)