zarkonnen 2016-12-12 13:08
So you're... Spongebob, who has to grab radioactive mushrooms while being chased by line-dancing amorous Minions?
Foon → Ludum Dare Explorer → LD37 → Porno Tales: part 1 (Warning: NSFW!!!)
By sublustris
| Category | Rank | Score | Count | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coolness | 1 | 100 | ||
| Humor | 123 | 3.21 | ||
| Graphics | 242 | 3.34 | ||
| Audio | 245 | 3.01 | ||
| Mood | 435 | 2.76 | ||
| Fun | 443 | 2.86 | ||
| Innovation | 504 | 2.58 | ||
| Theme | 508 | 3.03 | ||
| Overall | 535 | 2.82 |
So you're... Spongebob, who has to grab radioactive mushrooms while being chased by line-dancing amorous Minions?
Ha, made with Defold! I worked for a year with that engine. :)
My russian isn't up to speed but the game was easy to comprehend.
And difficult to play.
Very polished look, smooth game play, porno music.
I'll add a localisation soon :) Scenario will become more comprehensive.
Minions.... Ok then.
This should be marked as NSFW.
Game was a bit hard but overall fun to play. The animations were very good also. Just wish character movement was a bit faster
Really fun game :)
I don't think think I was ready for that ending. I like the game though. Nice graphics, amazing music and fun gameplay. This should be marked as NSFW imho.
Ok :)
It was really weird, dude.
Well... it was fun to play and I really wasn't expecting this to end the way it ends, but made me smile and realization is good !
Maybe a bit short though... Didn't even have time to appreciate the foreplay ;)
После сцены совокупления ведьмы и спанчбоба игра продолжается? или это уже конец?
thank you :) In postcompo version i'll extend the gameplay.
Ну, для компо версии конец, да, больше ничего не успел :) Буду доделывать в посткомпо.
It was really hard to help Spongebon get laid with those cockblocking minions but i made it!
Funny game with cool graphics and nice music.
Porno-tales + minions .. what not to love about that ^^
Would love to have an indication of where minions will come out next, so it becomes more a thing of skill than luck :)
hahaha loved the humor in this game
Oh god it was so fun. :')
Thank you for the fun you gave me.
It's simple but effective, and I like very much the mecanic to control the character. But maybe it's too much on luck ? We don't have any clue to know where the minions will spawn, so... we go and see what happened. Maybe it could be a good idea to put some little stars like you did when minion spawn, but 1 or 2 seconds before they spawn ?
I retry maybe... 20 times before I win. But I knew that the end will be fun :p (PEGI -18)
Bahaha this is great
Interesting movement, I liked the auto-run because I would have held down the arrows anyway. I also appreciate that the main character is massively hung, it made him more relatable to me.
Great ahah ! Really fun to play ! And kinda addictive.
The controls are hard to grasp initially. I'd prefer more direct control over the character. But overall it's a fun game with a catchy tune ;)
Fun game, but hard to play due amount of lives and movement controls
Good game. But it's very hard to understand what is happening here!
challenging game, too hard for me even with the incentive of a 2d sex scene between sponge bob and an old witch. nice work.
Either I suck, or the game is really hard, haha!
Pretty funny game. I liked it! Good job :)
It's a little bit hard, but I had fun playing it, nice idea ^_^
Very tricky game but it's amazing how the promise of a pixelated sex scene will keep me playing... Music had a nice bouncy charm and the gameplay was just the right amount of frustrating.
Very good game, cute graphics and good overall mood.
The gameplay is simple but fun. Great job.
Ludum Dare is for porn.
Took me a lot of tries before I got to the NSFW animation at the end - I had a feeling it was a lot more based on luck than it should be - I was constantly getting killed while trying to get mushrooms spawned on the edge of the screen.
Love the graphics and audio. It is really hard haha, but the mechanic is good. It needs just to be mastered. Good work!
Funny entry, loved the ending ;) does it just end there though?
Funny game.Felt like I was running on ice trying to get those mushrooms!
This has been funny, not my style of game, but funny ;)
Hard game . Weird graphics but kind of funny :D
This is my highest rating yet! Welldone
Interesting gameplay, but ЧТО ЗА НАХ?
A good entry, quite hard, but very fun!
That was one hard game :D Simple but really had nice flow to it!
I really love weird games! Nice music!
Omg xD
Interesting idea dev.
"Zarkonnen says ...
So you're... Spongebob, who has to grab radioactive mushrooms while being chased by line-dancing amorous Minions?"
Hahahaha this sums it up perfectly! Fun game- I would suggest scaling the difficulty more slowly- it starts out pretty tough- maybe with one minion running across then 2 etc. not multiple rows of 5/6 - I could only last a few seconds (no pun intended ;) )
I just replayed and beat it to see what everybody was talking about- took a dozen tries but I finally won- this was my "reward"
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24751251/media/ld37/spongebob.gif
The game looks cool, but I cannot beat the first level. The screen resolution is just too small (I don't know if that's only a problem with the web version), enemies just spawn on your face and you can't dodge them. You should add an invincibility frame when you get hit, sometimes I just get insta-killed ^^ Nice little game ;)
Bizarrely delightful, great work! Nothing beats Minions and Mushrooms
Fun, polished, nice art and nice music. I wish there were more levels though, it seemed too short :P
Oh. And. That. Ending...
Fun but close to impossible to win)
The gameplay is nice, but the story is a bit... weird :D
Fun but difficult to play.
Haha, spongebob meets minions on coke? Great idea, I loved it. I had to complete it and I was happy with the ending :)
Err....aha xD I waited a little bit after the ''ending'' scene to see if something more was happening but i guess it's just the end. It was hard to complete! Nice gameplay!
Really hard, maybe make it easier so we actually play some more? Nice graphics and audio
Pretty strange but dynamic. Smooth controls and gameplay. I was a little bit surprised by ending.
If I was polishing a gameplay I will give some prediction to player about minion spawn points, so he can move more knowingly.
Yeah, you might want to mark this one as nsfw.
I liked the characters and artwork. I found it quite challenging to last more than a few seconds in the game though. Maybe an easier mode where enemies are slower?
A little bit confusing at the beginning, but after a couple of death is really enjoyable!
Nice Graphic! Well done!
This game had me going "WTF???" but in a good way. Game play was a little tough, only 3 hearts was very unforgiving. Thanks for the laugh!
Hahah, nice game overall! 9/10
Great animations / graphics and a good sound to it. I found it a little bit hard (pun intended), seems to be that you need a lot of luck for the minions to spawn away from your character, otherwise you can't quite escape them. I was also expecting more levels.
Still, it was quite fun to play :)
Well it was a bit hard at first... kind of more random chance whether you'll succeed or not. The pixel nudity part of the game reminds me of something you might see on an annoying ad at the side of a website."play free now!"
Holy smokes, I suck at this game :p The amount of times I died you probably should skip the intro after the first time.
Very hard! I couldn't get all the mushrooms =(
I would suggest that death doesn't make you go through the dialogue every retry.
Looks like it just depends on your luck, because sometimes these mushrooms appear very closely to each other, and sometimes you're getting spammed by long lines of minions from all sides.
A bit weird, funny and realy hard!
Man, my girlfriend went aggressive while playing it :/ Nice graphics, but maybe a little to hard for the beginning.
Smooth gameflow after update now.
I like the colouring and the drive of the music.
Especially the Pixel Particles look nice.
The slightly offensive story frame is not necessary to make it interesting.
Wow that has no consideration for intellectual property and it is utterly degrading to watch and play. But not that bad in the end!
Wow, there is hard and then there is rage quitting keyboard breaking hard. This games leans towards the latter. This isn't necessarily as bad thing, some people enjoy games like this. Difficulty aside, the game was solid although it was odd and a little creepy watching spongebob bang the witch. LOL! The art was well done and the music just fit perfectly with the game play. At first I disliked the controls but after playing as long as I did I came to like them. Overall it was a well put together game, well done!
Not sure what I expected to happen at the end, but uhh.. yeah. Good job overall. Please mark NSFW next time.
I've gotta say I didn't love this entry. Rnjesus needs to be with you on the minion spawns in order to not get boned... so to speak. The movement feels too slow to be able to move out of the way of the obstacles. I can say I liked the art though.
Nice art and effects! It was fun :)
But the game feels arbitrarily hard and too random. Some suggestions for balance:
Give immunity to player for a second after a collision
Show indicators for the direction of the next rows of enemies
Give player more velocity and less acceleration, to make the player feel less cheated when changing directions fast.
Reduce the amount of enemies per rows, some of them were half the room in span.
Leave gaps in rows of minions.
Reduce room to be entirely visible without camera movement.
Place next batch of minions relative to mushroom or player position.
Hope it helps!
Great feedback!!!
i'll follow most of your advices. Thank you so much!
The difficulty is really insane..The art is really nice.
Ok, that was something...
Not sure about the theme or the content and it seemed an odd choice of graphics for LD. Difficulty is very random due to the placement of mushrooms and the wide waves. Only succeeded by luck in the end.
NSFW prompt needed I think. That is an option in the submission page. Also did you create the sprites from scratch?
Funny game. Really enjoyed the humor.
all sprites are drawn during the compo, it is not too hard, to make 3 animations.
fun and funny . did not expect the heated scene ;P
Couldn't last for more than a few seconds before dieing, I'm not sure whether I was missing something, or just didn't have insane enough reaction times
Difficult. Muy difficult. Still, I liked how intense it was.
Hard to play with 1 hand. Fantastic game 10/10
Hilarious and super fun little game you made there. No sure about using Minions but after all why not, visuals effects are really nice, audio is pretty cool and I enjoyed to play it.
It will be great if it has notification show before enemy appear.
Hard game, brave ending... :-D
Good music and great graphics. The gameplay is so-so though. I actually completed it the very first time I played it. I guess I got lucky (pun intended). The next few times were harder.
Weird game, nice graphics, kinda difficult though.
Hey, I liked your game it was actually fun.
You can improve the audio and the graphics at some point but overall not bad!
And please go and try out my game!
Interesting, but difficult to play.
Nice graphics, but I would say it controls a little strangely and the difficulty ramps up too quickly.
Сложнааа :)
Weird game. But it looks good.
The mechanic is pretty fun. Pretty hectic. I wish I could see the whole room in one screen, makes it feel like I randomly lose when I couldn't see a corner and don't know if it is safe or not. Good entry.
Hahhaha That's a funny one!
Awesome work!
Pretty hard game, dude.
nice game to play, had fun.
LMAO! Loved the game. So ridiculous. Once I realized the character auto ran it got easier to beat.
Translation of Russian text: Part one: Witch has a problem. You're welcome America.
Art is good, music is good. However, this is not a fair game. It is absolutely impossible to know where enemies will spawn in, and with bad luck, you will get completely trapped, no matter what you do.
Fun concept, and relatively polished visuals. Difficulty is still a bit off (mostly the fact that when you're hit you're likely to keep taking damage, as there's no grace period to avoid the incoming wave), but I really like the game mechanics.
Nice job!
Funny game! Enjoyed it :))
Great game which is really funny. I had fun playing it. And well done ++