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Professor Chaos's "Mean Sardine Machine"

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CategoryRankScoreCount
Coolness1100
Humor314.00
Audio1213.52
Mood3123.21
Overall5023.09
Fun5222.94
Innovation5482.87
Graphics6132.81
Theme6383.11

Comments

cultofmonkey 2015-08-24 18:00

Love the music & the graphics are great, but SO much text! Cod do better, but not total pollocks ;)

rhy3756547 2015-08-24 18:27

You're FIN-ished! Absolutely hilarious. Too bad you couldn't get more art in, I'm sure the remaining bad hairstyles would have been a sight to behold. Music is fabulous.

axoona 2015-08-25 18:02

This game is completely absurd! I love it :D

a_k_ 2015-08-25 18:03

Cool 16-bit soundtrack on background! )

pierrec 2015-08-25 18:03

I wasn't able to figure out what were the good/bad options (I guess they were all the same) but I really DIG your graphics, and even the absence of graphics!

tayl1r 2015-08-25 18:03

This is better than my haircut.

blan4 2015-08-25 18:05

Hahaha, you are such a monster making this "game"! =) Hilarious entry =)

glimaleite 2015-08-25 18:07

I loved the jokes and the fish obsession haha. Good job!

kerotan24 2015-08-25 18:16

I love it. the music is great and the story is really funny (insert fish pun here)

vitoraguiar 2015-08-26 16:07

i love this game! so much non sense and fun, love the jokes about hair, fish and llamas very very well made, good job! =D

boardtobits 2015-08-26 22:22

I liked that you integrated the themes of the fish-obsession and the hairdresser into everything. Didn't feel like the choices I made would make much difference though. Just utter chaos all around.

glerikud 2015-08-26 22:25

Ah yessss! Puns! More give me mooore puns!

chanko08 2015-08-27 01:44

Musics and narrative were highly amusing. So many PUNS.

sprawl 2015-08-27 01:51

The first game that kept kraken me up until the end. Well played.

On a side note, the music was great.

sonelliot 2015-08-27 01:55

I enjoyed this game. Great audio and humour. I laughed out loud at the response: 'I've been 3 dwarves in a jacket this whole time'!

rafaella 2015-08-28 05:23

I liked the music!

careless 2015-08-28 10:59

The music loop could have been a little longer as it drove me a little mad in the end.

Shame you didn't have time to add more artwork for the scenes.

A nice idea with completely mad story line, transitions between scenes could have been less quick, not sure how I got from the wedding at a Fish restaurant to a Presidential debate :D

It is good to see unique and quirky game with a crazy sense of humour. Well done.

avalanche-games 2015-08-28 15:07

Great music!

jnyknn 2015-08-28 18:04

A lot of dialogue. I'm glad it's well-written.

steboots 2015-08-29 00:16

Where did I go just now? Hahaha, love super random, the fact that it was funny too was a big plus. Great art, music, all around nice job.

powerspark 2015-08-30 02:50

That was fun! I wish there was more art though.

taro 2015-08-30 04:02

A pretty fun visual novel, with a nice sense of humor. Could have used some branching paths, but I did appreciate the tuna puns.

chrissou 2015-08-30 17:18

Funny game. more illustrations would have been great. Bride's gorgeous

wg_phancock 2015-08-30 20:30

Very finny story game, laughed several times throughtrout.

shaunlebron 2015-08-31 03:15

Music was really great, liked the pixel art haircuts and characters. harvesting the forced awkwardness of a situation, I like it

larzan 2015-08-31 13:52

Great music + art. Looooots of text though. But some funny lines in it :)

inbetweengames 2015-09-03 07:22

That was hilarious! The music and writing worked really nicely. Felt like a good trippy cartoon show or a sequence from Day of the Tentacle!
Would also wish for more visual representation like pixel art adventure graphics and may be some feedback on how much AWKWARD ENERGY I'm collecting. Just for laughs. Sorry I'm just imagining this as a jam entry full of images of disbelief, fish, awkwardness and bad haircuts. ;)

flaid 2015-09-07 16:03

That was a lot of fish puns, but I think I built up an anemone to them after a whale.

terop 2015-09-07 21:11

this game has lots of text in it... too much in fact.

voider 2015-09-09 19:22

Hilarious! haha, awesome graphics, lot of text but soo funny!, the music is awesome and transitions are great!. relally good job!

kyledaudio 2015-09-14 16:44

This game made me laugh so much and, at times, so loudly! I really liked the music and how it was continuous throughout the different scenarios; it made the whole game seem so much more chaotic (for lack of a different word)!

The only issue I had with the game was that, when choosing what to say, it was hard to tell who I was speaking for. It took me a few scenarios to realize that the protagonist's portrait was speaking as the speech-controlled person in each scenario.

But yeah, I really had fun with this game! Even when without graphics, the scenarios were quick to understand and the game mechanics were very simple to get a hang of. I loved the writing so much and the fish obsession was just so funny and you handled that concept so excellently! Great job!

(Also, the name is, indeed, amazing!)

wademcgillis 2015-09-14 18:00

SQUAWK.

A lot of text.

SQUAWK.