Stretch Bouquet Point

Category	Rank	Score
Coolness	3	67
Humor	318	2.15
Audio	444	1.88
Mood	479	2.10
Graphics	520	1.91
Innovation	525	1.97
Fun	543	1.58
Theme	545	1.35
Overall	551	1.73

bradleysmith 2013-12-17 14:49

This game is feels dreamy. The audio is intense.

reactorscram 2013-12-19 01:48

I was really looking forward to this, but the Windows / OS X / GNU / Linux download is just a download of the HTML page and it still requires Unity Web Player.

mister_morris 2013-12-19 01:53

It should still work offline... what OS are you on? I'll try and export standalone versions.

lissar 2013-12-19 01:54

This was certainly an experience.

several 2013-12-19 02:01

I feel like the only proper evaluation should consist of a not-quite sentence, and I'm having trouble deciding between just:

Hah

(with no punctuation) and:

Eventually the shouting stopped.

lennaert 2013-12-19 02:01

That is by far the most surreal game I've played from this competition. I'm not sure if the tiny flying gray ladies are on purpose or not, but they were my favorite part. Pretty much all I'd want to see developed further in this game is better Bridesmaid AI and more complete graphics. Reminds me of LSD Simulator on the PS1.

several 2013-12-19 02:04

I feel like the only proper evaluation should consist of a not-quite sentence, and I'm having trouble deciding between just:

Hah

(with no punctuation) and:

Eventually the shouting stopped.

several 2013-12-19 02:06

I didn't know I could get signed out while voting. I also didn't know I'd double-post.

Well, you deserve it, mister.

danbo 2013-12-19 02:10

Pretty dece

fullmontis 2013-12-19 10:18

WTF? Hahah, surely I didn't expect something like that, especially the audio. It has an interesting atmosphere, I like it! My only complaint is that the models are a little misleading, I didn't think that those ladies would be an enemy, I thought of thm more as a paesant. And the end level thing surely doesn't resemble a goal! But apart from that I found it interesting.d

jacklehamster 2013-12-19 10:38

kinda looks like you just put a couple 3d models randomly into a world. Still, the experience was somewhat interesting.

gameproducer 2013-12-19 10:40

Argh, that audio! :D

fadobo 2013-12-19 11:05

I....am not sure how I feel about this ^^

mezzomatto 2013-12-19 11:50

That was... Well it was... How should I put this... It umm... I feel... Well... Hmmmm.

lyonsbanner 2013-12-22 23:08

Surely the craziest game I ever... "played" ?

jacob2512 2013-12-26 22:12

feels like i'm in a nightmare... spooky visuals and scary audio!

kibertoad 2013-12-26 23:42

this was a rather annoying experience.

van-noctar 2013-12-27 01:45

Waathe audio scare me!

x70x 2013-12-27 02:20

I don't know what that was, but I feel like that must be what I child feels like when they do something wrong and don't understand why adults are yelling at them...

timothyolt 2013-12-27 05:50

I would not have gone with 3D for this game, but whatever. Anyways I have concluded I have been murdered by a daughter. This could be quite the horror game.

onlyslightly 2013-12-27 08:19

You made me feel something there. Don't make me put it into words though.

zephyr89 2013-12-29 04:24

Umm...
....
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several 2014-01-06 03:18

Hah. You're a control, aren't you?