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The unconventional weapon trader

By prowler

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CategoryRankScoreCount
Coolness1100
Humor923.76
Theme3203.63
Fun4883.13
Overall9562.68

Comments

allcapson 2015-04-19 21:52

I should have used this to come up with ideas for my game.

muffin 2015-04-20 08:14

Produces some pretty silly things haha. The 3 way approach makes it more effective than most of the "X name generators" out there, but I lost interest after seeing the A-team deconstruct their van for the third time.

horsed 2015-04-20 08:28

Thermo-nuclear weapon generator from hell. It gives me so many game ideas, that I had to force myself to quit. Pretty funny toy!

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horsed 2015-04-20 08:32

Thermo-nuclear weapon generator from hell. It gives me so many game ideas, that I had to force myself to quit. Pretty funny toy!

heskhwis 2015-04-20 10:28

Great toy ! I like how the words add to the others, making a silly thing that's supposed to be a weapon.

dylanigan 2015-04-20 11:10

To avoid future conflicts with your mom, use this!
A black market magnetized uranium-bubblegum.

I LOLed.

job_ 2015-04-20 11:25

Good for a good laugh! I am not sure how to rate it thought. I know how to tackle that problem. BRING IN: The last microscopic massacre-candybar!!!!!

prowler 2015-04-20 11:37

In case of rating issues use my default: 5 points for everything :D. Thank you all for the comments. It's so much fun to read them. Please, keep on telling me what my trader has in stock for you!

ker0chan 2015-04-20 11:49

I really enjoyed using a "prototype of the high-speed javelin-videorecorder", thanks :P
Neat toy :)

yamzho 2015-04-20 12:02

Not really a game per se, but love it !

officialcodenmore 2015-04-20 20:03

Funny!

teesquared 2015-04-20 20:03

Just what I needed - "A black market fearsome gattling-avocado" Oh I'm sooo hungry now.

benjih 2015-04-20 20:04

As someone stated, I wished I had used this before I started my game. There's some pretty unconventional weapons out there, apparently.

ossi 2015-04-20 20:25

I have a new love for these kinds of games, the silliness never ends! Great use of the theme and really funny, I love this! Fantastic!

zakchaos 2015-04-21 15:46

Neat Random weapon generator!

kivano 2015-04-21 20:33

Unconventional for sure! :)

rodobodolfo 2015-04-22 10:52

Awesome! I loled at the first name ahha

p4nurge 2015-04-22 18:00

Justin Bieber better watch out for that crocodile...

I has a lot of fun with this. Thanks!

rantt 2015-04-22 18:12

lol, too funny "The worlds first cold-blooded rifle-hotdog". Very entertaining, nicely done.

prowler 2015-04-22 18:27

@panurge ?!? I got "The worlds first stainless-steel-bladed artillery-chicken" for our little friend Justin?

thaaks 2015-04-23 18:30

Although it's not a game I had some fun generating weapons to kill most of the things I could come up with :-)
Nice name generator and nice idea with the weapon shop on top of it.

junber 2015-04-23 20:34

To avoid future conflicts with Junber, use this!
The last steam-powered infiltrator-bubblegum
Comes with two packs of medical strips

okay... very nice "game"

daltostronic 2015-04-24 00:55

nice idea :D

asado 2015-04-24 14:38

The infamous homing iron-soda can to take a fat kid out... Anyway, I love that not just the weapon is unconventional, but the actual entry. I also think this is the best use of theme for a non-violent game. 11/10 -IGN

weaselzone 2015-04-24 15:04

I love weird generators like that :D

spin-down 2015-04-24 15:34

Had a good laugh with this. With innovations like this you could easily have a long and messy career in weapons development. Nicely done!

badlydrawnrod 2015-04-24 20:50

Where was this when I was hunting for ideas?

rzfmzn 2015-04-24 20:59

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
I am using a cold-blooded electro-alpaca :P
indeed got a smile toying with your project :D
gratz :D

prowler 2015-04-24 21:14

@everyone Thank you all for your positive comments on my 2-hour-toy. Believe it or not, I really love to hear that you have fun using it since there's no better thing than making someone smile :D.

@badlydrawnrod, @benjih - Sorry ^^ I'll be faster next time. A friend moved into his new house and there were three birthday parties this weekend ;)

@spin-down - Thank you ;) Who knows? Maybe I AM an unconventional weapon designer? Do you think the media would report an incident with the worlds first chineese machinegun-rooster? ...

@WeaselZone - Me too :D

@Asado - Thank you so much :) I'd say, the fat kid will fall down quickly when the homing iron-soda can hits him on the run ;) I love my IGN score !!! :D

@daltostronic - Thanks!

@Junber - Yeah, like I mentioned in the comments it's more a toy than a game. I hope you had fun anyways.

@thaaks - Thank you! I'm pleased to hear that somebody used the weapon trader MULTIPLE times ;)

@rantt, @Teesquared - Thank you and good apetite!

@rodobodolfo - T'was a pleasure! ;)

@kivano, @ker0chan - Oh, did I mention that all of those weapons are corresponding to real weapons developed by the .|.aC#ebXCA.. agency? WTF?!? They found me!

@zakchaos - At your service :) You know that your name as a target yields "The worlds first thermo-nuclear gattling-octopus" right? Lucky guy!

@Ossi - Thank you for the compliment :) However, you do know what your nickname means in germany, right?

@CodeNMore, @Yamzho - THX! I only wished I've had more time to add more sentences.

prowler 2015-04-24 21:16

@rzfmzn - You're welcome. I got a smile, too. Throwing cats at suicide jumpers! ;)

yuigoto 2015-04-25 00:58

"The legendary italian switchblade-cupcake"? "A black market automatic scanner-banana"!? Hahaha...this is so much fun...XD...generating weapons is quite addictive...and this is bad, because I still have work to do! :P

stephan_h 2015-04-25 07:03

Awesome. There's some hot stuff on sale.
Could, of course, be more game, but I like the idea and the weapon it generates.

jordgubben 2015-04-25 15:59

This game/toy/thing should be the theme of a future JAM. Make a game based on whatever you get when you put your studio name or internet nick as the target (that way you can not re-roll and cheat :D).

In my case that would be "The world-war-2nd semi-automatic thunder-kitten", with is a fascinating idea.

thescopelessone 2015-04-25 18:38

It is an interesting idea. And it gave me a few laughs but unforternatly you get bored of it very quickly.

kirbytails7 2015-04-26 07:32

"more a toy than a game"
Depends on your definition of a "game." ;)
It's fun. I smiled. Do keep in mind, and perhaps this is just the limited timeframe, that a game that is all text should probably not have grammatical errors, etc.

jakub-gemrot 2015-05-06 07:50

More toy than a game, but hilarious! Great job!