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You're a Bastard!

By cappagames

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CategoryRankScoreCount
Humor133.83
Coolness275
Theme803.70
Fun1372.97
Mood1482.88
Overall1633.00
Innovation2042.66
Graphics2092.92
Audio2691.27

Comments

gravitygames 2012-12-18 03:17

Well, this game was okay. The game is pretty fun, and the multiple minigames reminds me of Wario Ware microgames. However, because of these minigames always being the same, there's no replay value. The in-game text was mildly humorous, and I chuckled at least once. Also, for some reason, it crashed at the final stage when I was replaying it (without closing the game). All in all, its good for what it is, but you really should add more minigames.

dremelofdeath 2012-12-18 06:16

I lol'd. I really enjoyed the series-of-minigames style of play, and that you're just a bastard pissing people off. I'm sad that there wasn't some sort of bastard meta-score, and the lack of audio hurt the overall game. That said, though, great game, and good work!

bitwise-constructs 2012-12-18 06:25

I like the variety of minigames, it was a fun idea. Was the character modeled after Guy Fieri?

loggiant 2012-12-18 07:01

I kept thinking of the IT crowd whenever I read bastards. I liked the minigames, and thought this game was hilarious for sure!

cappagames 2012-12-18 07:03

Hahaha, no it wasn't modeled after Guy Fieri, completely coincidental.

dalbinblue 2012-12-18 07:30

That was a funny diversion. I would make a note that the last scene didn't really fit with the rest of the game; It reminded me of "Spike: a Love Story" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/568517), which incidently would be a great contender for this theme, but didn't fit the rest of the overt asshole scenes that preceded it. Something like puppy punting or rolling a paraplegic into alligator infested water would fit better (wow, I am a bastard).

patrick64 2012-12-18 08:09

You'll need this to run it: http://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/download/details.aspx?id=20914

This was quite chucklesome, I liked the character's big cheeky grin.

rhy3756547 2012-12-19 00:55

hahahaha wow

dylan-m 2012-12-19 05:00

Made me smile, and I liked some of the visual effects.
Would have enjoyed some kind of scoring (seemed to just kind of end happily even though I was terrible at the last minigame), but it did what it set out to do :)

fishbrain 2012-12-20 08:42

lol! I liked being a bastard :) I also liked the Options Screen.

Jeremias 2012-12-20 18:47

Nice idea to annoy other people in small minigames. If you make a post-compo version, you should start with the following things (in my opinion): Add sound effects and try to combine the minigames with puzzles or more diverse gameplay instead of hitting the button at the right time.

beerman 2012-12-20 23:00

Wow, what a bastard!
Awesome stuff - I loved his little "victory dance" when you successfully complete an act of bastardry :D

brotherst 2012-12-21 01:26

haha, cool. Nicely done. Didn't really get what was going on with the spikes but I won so it's all good.

alexrose 2012-12-21 03:12

This was pretty entertaining. I particularly enjoyed all the option menus, and switching the babies.

You had me at the title picture, to be honest ;) .

Nice entry.

ddionisio 2012-12-21 05:56

+1 for the options. :) I wasn't really sure what they all do. The evil lair was a bit odd with the spikes. Good humor for all the bastardness!

char68 2012-12-21 06:02

Funny idea, I wish I could be more of a bastard in a sandbox environment. If you took any of these minigames and expanded on it I think it would be a more fulfilling play experience. Pretty funny though.

zelen3d 2012-12-28 01:16

This was really fun. Reminded me a bit of McPixel...

superscratcher 2013-01-01 23:04

Wont run

neonlare 2013-01-05 23:24

Enjoyed the series of mini-games and the humour. Needed some audio though to compliment the game, but god damn was this game sadistic :).

cardboard 2013-01-07 05:51

I like the mini game variety, although the game is a bit short. Sound would have helped a lot, even if it was only sound effects. Other than that it was fun to play and funny at times.