Baby Farm

Category	Rank	Score
Humor	21	3.85
Coolness	3	52
Innovation	160	3.52
Audio	419	2.50
Mood	486	2.61
Fun	652	2.41
Theme	678	2.50
Overall	727	2.48
Graphics	802	2.10

orni 2012-04-24 05:15

"A metaphor for life. As we grow older, the world becomes smaller, eventually tiny, and women are everywhere."
I'm definitely going to quote this sometimes :D

because I screwed up my first time - all the babies died (in a disturbing manner) this was a bit unsettling

flyboy 2012-04-24 05:17

What on earth did I just play?

dansludumdare 2012-04-24 05:49

I don't know why I didn't think of this.

Is the voice yours? I would've been too shy. Awesome.

baby -> man -- yeah
crib -> bed -- OK
trough -> toilet -- I... thought you eat out of troughs
food -> refrigerator -- why do you have to naked to operate the refrigerator?
pond -> desk -- what
duck -> woman -- I get it, like a chick
pig -> pig

I saw a duck ride the pig, and then I think I rode the pig!

mrevilguy 2012-04-24 05:55

Thanks for the awesome comments!
The voice is mine. I chugged several beers before the recording, so being shy wasn't an issue.

"food -> refrigerator -- why do you have to naked to operate the refrigerator?"
Honestly, it's a rarity for me to be clothed while grabbing food out of my fridge.

r3ason 2012-04-24 06:12

Okay...I have no idea what I just played here...but it was kinda awesome in a weird way! Audio was great. Especially that opening song. ...oh what the heck, I'm gonna give it another go! :)

edbadiux 2012-04-24 06:49

This game is very... different. I'm not really sure if I was able to understand it but it was fun -in really a weird way-. Good job.

sanguine 2012-04-24 07:15

We need more baby simulators!

devwil 2012-04-24 22:37

***I'm posting this on all non-browser games I bring up in an attempt to encourage folks to make browser games next time around. Do not take it personally.***

When hundreds of people make non-browser games, that means that, to play all of the entries, I would need to download hundreds of games to my computer. I typically use OS X, so Windows-only entries are particularly inconvenient.

Please consider making a browser game next time.

lfleck 2012-04-25 12:25

That was really weird

cmo7 2012-04-25 17:57

What the fuck did I just play...

Great job.

arkazon 2012-04-26 18:14

I'm agreeing with Flyboy - What was that? Somewhat funny but I have no idea what just happened!

schizofunky 2012-04-28 14:21

Very interesting take on the theme XD. The sfx will probably give me nightmares tho!

rhy3756547 2012-04-28 21:38

The ending was silly. :I

someone 2012-04-28 21:54

err ... okay ...

cakencode 2012-04-28 21:59

I don't even know what to say to that. Strategy game behind the guise of Baby Farm... it was certainly interesting to see the different things I could lay down in stage one evolve into new things as time progressed. The audio was funny at first, but hearing that same baby cry so many times tried my patience... just like a real baby! Fun entry! :D

datamosh 2012-05-03 05:20

I don't think I relate this to the theme "Tiny World". Or actually, ANY theme, but it's hilarious and the graphics are pretty and unique! Kudos for the audio!

andrew-2 2012-05-03 07:24

For some odd reason I'm getting a 'Floating point division by 0' error after what I assume to be the splash screen.

mrevilguy 2012-05-03 07:55

Thanks for the comments everyone! They're hilarious!

As for the error you are getting, Andrew, I don't know what to say - haven't seen that before. Only fix I can think of is trying it on a different computer.

caranha 2012-05-08 16:14

I... hmmm.

I think....

Hmmmm, I mean.

I'm at a loss for words.

Whoa. I guess I'm done rating for tonight!

skullsoft 2012-05-09 04:10

The buttons have a good 100-pixel offset, so that what's actually clicked is a good 100 pixels above what you clicked. I think that's the reason I couldn't 'start living', too.

So, I can't play your game. :(