Pigeon Parcel by Genesis 2023-05-02T01:29:24Z
Oh boy, guys. I mean... the writing was funny, I laughed, and overall I enjoyed it, but... what a hump to get over with those controls. They were... Not Good. I don't want to ding you for it too much, but oof. Those were some textbook Not Good Controls right there. That was really the challenge of the game, was figuring out just how in the absolute hell I was supposed to even move- and god help you if you ever run into a wall. Interesting experiment, giving the player control over roll and pitch and nothing else- but sometimes the result of an experiment is "Oh, No. Oh No No No No No." Zero percent surprised that this business went bankrupt, considering it opted to exclusively hire pigeons with intense cases of vertigo. Once I got the hang of it, though, there was a little fun to be had in trying to steer that poor pigeon to its destination. Art's pretty impressive, though! Took me a ways into the game to figure out it was AI- the real giveaway was poor... what was his name, Johnny? Poor, poor Johnny, and his tragic hand-related condition. I don't know what kind of medicine that guy was taking, but there is a doctor somewhere that needs a-suin' for malpractice.