Day1: Tried to kill myself by jumping on the tracks. Didn't work.
Day2: Tried to push others to thin the competition. Didn't work, ended up on the tracks again.
Day3: Tried to be a decent citizen and join the crowd. Didn't work, was stuck, triggered my agoraphobia.
Day4: Bypassed those suckers by threading the needle between the train and the platform. Got a seat on the train, happily raised my middle finger to those stuck outside while yelling "HAHA SUCK IT".
Day5: Gave up on this wretched life and followed the track in reverse to loose myself in the never-ending void.
10/10, perfect life simulator. Would not recommend for faint hearts though.