Graphics Are For Losers

Category	Rank	Score	Count
Innovation	215	2.41	17
Fun	210	2.31	16
Theme	240	2.00	16
Graphics	285	1.50	10
Audio	258	1.36	11
Humor	85	2.88	17
Overall	253	2.18	17
Community	175	2.40	10
Coolness	243

rgbdreamer 2011-05-05 10:27

I bought my squadron M5's, but they stopped doing any damage. Do they need more ammo? I can't buy it. I only ever have a chance against villages with like 8 people, but it'd take forever to sack enough of those to get guns again.
You weren't working on graphics or sound, so I expect a lot more to be there in a text game, and it isn't.
Squadron Status
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Squadron Health: 100
Squadron Trippyness: 100
Squadron Ego: 144
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Squadron Equipment: Mp5
Squadron Max Damage: 4
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kaphonaits 2011-05-06 00:22

@rgbDreamer
I understand your frustration with Max Damage. Bugs involving the calculation of it jumped up towards the tail-ends of the Compo and I didn't have time to iron out all of them.

One of the ways I found to fix bugs like this was either to kill all your hostages or keep them all; I forget.

I'm sorry if I've disappointed you in any way, but this was my first entry. I wasn't great at time management and everyone who has played this game knows it.

Have a nice day. :D

the-jack 2011-05-06 00:23

Ah, text adventures. Nice work on taking a stand against graphics. :)

elbowroom 2011-05-09 08:36

hmm.. yeah, I liked it but I was looking forward to less bugs and vagueness.. why am I taking hostages? Does having more damage mean more hostages taken? . . .
When I heal the squad, the get sober.
Does tripping on drugs improve anything?
I actually had fun playing this but I think you could have polished it a little.;)
Better luck next time. It seemed like a good start.

endurion 2011-05-10 18:31

Aww, dang. I hoped it would partially work. Is there any way to heal up again or get drugs? My squadron makes quite a bit damage when starting out but very soon goes down to 1 hit. No chance to win anything like that.
Looked funny :)

mjb67 2011-05-22 11:30

Nice attempt ^^ Shame about the bugs but these things happen. Lets go kill some Russians or something!

tzachs 2011-05-23 21:16

Looks like it can be fun, but it's almost impossible to win a fight. When I finally managed to win a fight and only got 250 gold out of it I gave up...