lumos 2018-08-23 16:32 ♥ 1
I believe my clicks per minute are decent, maybe even above-average. Less than those of a Cookie Clicker addict, but more than sufficient for most purposes. Alas, even a Cookie Clicker addict would be unable to crawl fast enough to escape a smashing demise. I stopped when my mouse complained to sue me for battery. Wonderful introduction though. You know you're in for a treat when the first line of the author's description contains "This game _fucking_ sucks."