rockhoppergames 2016-04-26 14:00
As a proud morkov farmer, I am here to report my experiences on this farm. I am ashamed to report that my first two attempts led to failure. When I attempted to sell my morkov, I found myself unable to, regardless of what I tried, and soon the famine took its toll.
However, on my third attempt, I came to the realisation that selling morkov for personal gain was not the point of modern life in New Russia, and abandoned that approach. Instead, I invested my starting capital in convincing the population that the consumption of such unpatriotic orange morkov was unnecessary. Now freed from the tyranny of unnecessary things such as food, the population began to rise, and continued to rise even once the nation's morkov supply was exhausted. It continued to rise even beyond the apparent limits of our population, eventually settling at 2,499. I assume this is intended to demonstrate how well our glorious New Russian government provides for her people, and is not a mistake or issue at all.
With population issues handled, I set to work on creating a true patriotic blue morkov. This process took quite some time, but thankfully I had the fine New Russian ambience to keep me company, which I found quite enjoyable. I also must report that I noticed, while the morkov farm is excellently rendered in the large pixels of our motherland, my character sprite seemed to be taken from another source. I understand these have been hard times for New Russia, and we must appropriate from what we much, though.
Glory to New Russia, and to the morkov farms of the future!