Wurrums by Gobo 2011-05-02T02:09:00
At first I could not have been more sceptical. I opened the game to find an entire sack of corn. I was overjoyed that all my skin tingled with glee.
An epic scale of excitement traveled through my veins for opening the second sack. A shot of tension snapped up my spine as i placed my hands on the second sack.
Dismay. Not only did it smell of the worst diarrhea ever known it was filled. my senses had an overload and i collapsed with dancer like grace. There was nothing subtle within here. I crawled slowly away with my sack of corn.
After a good day of rest I recovered neatly. My journey was not yet over as I still had the demonic wizard to defeat. This would be the hardest task yet. My bones felt like jelly and my excrements were not so viscous just at the thought of this magical being.
My heart raced in my mouth as i climbed through the valley of thorns and lakes. Not far to go now, it can't be far i thought to my self. I can feel the presence of him. It was like the pressure of being in deep water all encompassed me.
I spot the wizard, a formidable creature for lack of a better word. my eyes built with rage and terror - for allas I could finally challenge the wizard to a game of knots and crosses!
He meets my gaze, we stare deep. I mark my X right onto the center square. He counters with a O in the bottom left. I go for the other diagonal, but I'm cut off with his top left. I have to block him off now with left center. He places his ring of fail in the top left. enabling me to swipe in with victory cross in the center right.
I had done it, i had beat the wizard. I beamed with the most joyous feeling like i was being swept away by a cloud.
I went home and had my victory cabbage.